10.22.2010

I will pump you up + randoms = pumped randoms up yours

Feel the burn? I almost threw up because of said burn at the gym today. HOLY EFFING GOD OF WHORES was that hard. Seriously. Barf.

*whew* Glad that's out of the way.

I've had a few days of total chaos this week. I've done pretty well for the most part, but there's something on my mind that I'm hoping that you, my dear readers, can help me decipher.

WHY ARE PEOPLE IDIOTS??

I realized that maybe the caps lock key wasn't necessary, but it felt right..

I've dealt with some extraordinarily dumb people this week. Like the type of people where you wonder how they get out of bed in the morning. Or, how they don't slip and fall in the shower and don't have a life alert system to call out for help... I'm stupid and I fell down. I can't get up! I digress..

It never fails to shock me how people are incapable of making decisions for themselves and wait for someone else to do it for them. Then, these idiots get resentful of the people with the balls to make the decision. WTF. Seriously.. don't get it.

Another thing I don't get.. why can't people wait to make sure that what they flush in the bathroom actually goes down the shitter?? Do you really think I want to park my ass on the pearly white throne  in my favorite stall when your residuals are still there? When you take up my favorite stall and mess it all up, it messes up my day. I'm a creature of habit. I like the same stall at the same time every work day. Your dumpy ass screws with that, my day is shot.

UGH. My ambien is kicking in. No more typie typie for me.

2 comments:

Alle Parmenter said...

2nd to the last? I hate the auto flusher ones. It's because the people you deal with on a daily basis weren't "hired to think" that's your job. Eventually it gets better....... Eventually

Jenn said...

I'm so jazzed you have a blog now!! You're my favey!!