Kids really do say the darndest things..

Theatre is great. Theatre kids are hilarious. Here's why:

I wanted 2 of my leads to build a strong relationship, so a majority of last night was spent letting them talk to each other about outside things, feelings.. that sort of crap. There was was conversation from last night that had me dying and almost ROFLOLing.

S (who is 14) : If my girlfriend cut off all of her hair, I wouldn't break up with her. I like her that much, so it wouldn't matter.

K (who is 10) : Yeah. It doesn't matter what you look like, it's who you are on inside.

Me: You guys are amazing! I love it!

K: I know I'm only 10, but I have a story to tell you.

Me: Alright, spill yer guts.

K: I had a girlfriend not too long ago and I really liked her. We broke up and it was awful. Do you want to know why we broke up? I'll tell you. She was dating another guy 2-3 weeks before we broke up! It was awful. I hated it.

Me: Oh noes! I'm so sorry that happened to you. ( Internal monologue: WTF! This kid is talking about dating and he's only 10. Holy Shitballs.)

S: Dude, this stuff is going to happen to you when you get older. Trust me, I've been there. You'll be fine.

K: Well , it hurts when you have a big heart.

Me and D: Awww.. oh ... awwwwwww....


What? It hurts, you say? OMG! Your poor little tender, big, 10 year old heart.


Other conversations consisted of guessing my age (50), watching kids talk about spacers in their mouths  (watching one little girl show everyone her spacer by opening her mouth super wide and tilting her head back), the older kids trying to figure out if they are all related so they can create a "super family" and finally the smallest , most adorable girl telling me she wasn't going to read certain parts of the script because she didn't feel like it. She was so cute, I had to let her! Total sucka!!

That's the cutest thing thus far. More funnies to come later...