Learning how to be patient can suck it

I realize the importance of being patient. I really do. I also understand the reality that I don't have that gene. Truly. I'm so effing impatient that it annoys me to take the time to let the water warm up when I get in the shower. Most people don't like the feeling of freezing cold water on their cheeks (butt or face) first thing in the AM. The great thing? Yeah.. when I get in the shower and it's freezing, I get mad. What? Yeah. WTF. I know it's going to be cold, but apparently I'm too stubborn and impatient to to wait. So, my cheeks get slapped with cold pin-like water drops from my awesome shower head and I, in turn, am mad. Great way to start my day!

I have no patience for this blog right now. Guh.