So, I work in corporate america and find some hilarious habits/things that occur not only by myself, but many others.
-Prairie Dogging : When someone makes a noise or has food, everyone pops up out of their cubes like prairie dogs to see wtf is going on
-Going to the bathroom is a particularily special affair. You have to find the right stall, make sure no one can hear you and pee as quickly as possible for fear you might fart or do something else unsavory.
- Watching what you say: When you have to be PC, it's totally easy to make EVERYTHING inappropriate.
- Anyone can turn awful office chairs into Barcaloungers.
- Every office has a Milton, Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin.
I think that's the gist of it, but there is just funny shit that happens all of the time! Man.. this is some good shit..
3 comments:
I totally farted while peeing today when there was another woman in the bathroom. I waited for her to leave before I came out of the stall.
see! you know!!
What about hiding tampons etc when being surrounded by boys? Move an inch and they are like " what's going on? You ok? Where you going?" no muphuka I have gas, I'm bloated and I'm pms'ing. Would you like to bring me a heating pad a cup of tea and a joint so I don't eat your babies?
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